When we saw a headline this week suggesting that Duke Energy would move to zero carbon emissions we laughed out loud. Were there two Dukes after all? It’s that age old joke, when lost in the countryside a man pulls his car over to ask a local for directions to the next town. The local man was sitting on a gate, smoking a pipe and seemed simple. He thought about it, nodded and began to speak. “Well If I was going there, I wouldn’t start from here….” Duke Energy is married to natural gas, is a determined polluter, and has disingenuously poured poison into local lakes, and refused to clean up coal mine toxic waste. So when it says something…